Bowlegged

What is Bowlegged?


1.

Defines those that walk around with their balls in parenthese.

Wow! That dude sure is bowlegged. His knees curve outward further than his shoulders are wide!

Tendency to swagger when walking is caused by bowed legs!

See bowed, legged, cowboy, walking

2.

What you call people with knees over 8 inches apart.

1st. Person: "Hark! What manner men are these, that walk around with their balls in parenthese?"

2nd. Person: "Those are bowlegged men for sure!"

3rd Person: "Oh wow! I slept with a bowlegged female last night! It was great! No boney knees in the way!

4th Person: "Bowlegged folks wobble, swagger, and hootie-scoot when they walk."

See wobble, hootie

3.

Hoe. brasen hussy. fertal loins

on Maury Povich.

Guy: It ain't my baby.

Maury: why not?

Guy: She bowlegged.

See hoe, hussy, skank, scallywag


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