What is Bowling Green State University?
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A poor and pathetic excuse for a college. A far better choice would be the one up the road, the University of Toledo. It is rumored that every student at BG either has an STD, is pregnant, or both. Their school colors are puke orange and crap brown. The mascot, which also happens to be the most annoying mascot in the MAC, is a falcon and could literally be blown to smithereens by Toledo's mascot.
"The Bowling Green State University Christmas pageant has been cancelled for this year due to casting problems. After an extensive search of the area, directors were unable to locate three wise men and a virgin."
"BGSU-CKS!"
"It is 1:28 pm, and BG still sucks."
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