What is Bowmergency?
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A situation in where you have misplaced or do not have the appropriate bow to put in your daughters hair for a certain occasion.
Laurie: What do you mean you can't find the snoflake bow?!?
Travis: I don't know. I just can't find it.
Laurie: Oh my gosh travis what have you done! Now we have a bowmergency on our hands!
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