Bownana

What is Bownana?


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Bownana: An instrument used to attain the maximum diameter that a bodily oriface can have inserted into it. A bownana consists of a frozen banana that is repeatedly dipped into a tub of cold KY liquid-based lubricant. The produced effect is a banana that grows like a candle being dipped. The process is repeated until apporx. 6-8" in diameter. The Bownana is then inserted into the oriface. As the insertion is attempted the bownana melts producing a steadily decreasing diameter coupled with a steady increase in lubrication. Thus the moment of actual insertion displays the largest possible item of insertion.

Richard was curious as to how large of an object he could insert into his anus and by using his BOWNANA he discovered it was 5.25 inches.

See bowman, anus, ass, vagina, banana, lubricant, ky


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