Bowned

What is Bowned?


1.

Receiving an injury to your penis (having your "boner" get "owned", hence the word) Also spelled as bown3d, bpwned, or bpwm3d. Exclamation points/ ones can also be added.

Not to be confused with getting boned, which is much more pleasent.

When spoken, stress of the "w" sound is used to avoid such confusion.

(Man 1 gets kneed in the nuts by a woman)

Man 2: "Dude, you just got bowned!"

2.

Getting owned during sex.

Raph: Apparentley he pulled out his slong and stabbed her in the eye with it

Liam: Poor bitch got bowned

See pwned, bone, boner, l337

3.

I was tired of saying OWNED! so i decided to add a letter, a B!. Its uzed the same as owned.

(counter strike head shot iconsin upper right of screen: leet mofo is my user name)

Leet Mofo-:)Haxor el planet

Leet Mofo-:)Fug Joo

Leet Mofo-:)Momzor

Terrorists Win

(chat)

Leet Mofo:BOWNED!!!!111

mofacka:gj

fat dick:nice

fotmot:gj


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