Box Cow

What is Box Cow?


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A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.

1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!

2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!

See fattie, hog, cow, wall ass, flat, fugly


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