Box Of Hair

What is Box Of Hair?


1.

A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.

That nuthuggerwould probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.

See Juice

2.

Used as an ultimate example of stupidity or uselessness in people, ideas, or objects.

Bob is as dumb as a box of hair.

My boss's newest scheme is about as dumb as a box of hair.

Most of Mr. Popeil's products are about as useful as a box of hair.

See box of rocks, stupid, moron, dumb, idiot


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