Box Seat Blumpkin

What is Box Seat Blumpkin?

Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Deckerand Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.

Billy is a legend, he got a box seat blumpkin from Suzy last night right after the party.

See upper decker, blumpkin

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