What is Boxi?
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1) A technically retarded figure found profusely in the Canadian historic records of the late 20th century and the early 21st century who gave new meaning to the popular post-Victorian phrase, "My momma ***ed a streetlamp and out popped my dumb
2) Conspicuously unintelligent; stupid; dumb.
Ex 1) The youthful flames atop the spiraling pillars of Ottawa danced gracefully across the smooth oily surface, gently, as if calling out to the mental deficiencies of Boxi Zhou the Moronic.
Ex 2) Drinking alcohol excessively will make you boxi as hell.