What is Boxing?
1.
to fight with fists or with padded gloves in a boxing ring
I had to give up boxing when my opponents kept getting their gloves caught in my stomach.
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2.
The act of two or more women engaging in sexual activity. Also, can be related to scissoring.
Yo dude did you see that porno, those chicks were boxing the shit out of each other.
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3.
A recent phenomenon where teenage girls hide cellular phones in their panties to avoid them being confiscated in schools where the use of such devices has been banned. In a few extreme cases, the phones have actually been inserted into the vagina. Also known as "pinking", "clamming" or "cooching"
Steve: Fuck man, ever since the administration banned cells in school, Tiffany's been boxing my phone in every day...she's so fucking awesome...
Dave: Damn, I wish I had a chick who would be cool with pinking my PDA....
Larry: If her cooch was big enough to stuff your PDA in, with your tiny dick, fucking her would be like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.
Dave: Fuck you man, at least she wouldn't be cooching every other guy's "phones" like your bitch.
Steve: Uh, we're still talking about phones in pussies, right?
Dave/Larry: Shut the fuck up, dude.
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4.
searching for boxes to put your
I went boxing last night and scored some top-notch milk crates. they're stackable!
5.
Where a person or persons normally outdoors, attempt to slam an empty cardboard box over the head of an unknowing pedestrian, then successfully running away.
Do you fancy doin' some boxing tonight?
Scared Man: That looks nothing like a dragon?!!
Boxers: he's seen us...'BOX' 'IM NOW!
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A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.
This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.
Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.
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7.
To smoke weed in a car with closed windows to keep the smoke inside the car.
Pothead A:Don't open the window
Pothead B:Oh, we're boxing?
Pothead A:Ofcourse
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