What is Box-whore?
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1. Common noun:
Older women who are morbidly obese, have square faces and large, square bodies. They frequently ambulate at a very slow pace and coagulate gather in large clusters, obstructing the passage of faster, younger, healthier members of the same species vying for deliverance from behind these herds of buffalo.
I was late for the Code Blue in the hospital because the damn box-whores were herding around the See's Chocolates at the blood drive.