Boyfrience

What is Boyfrience?

The act of mincing one's boyfriend into very small bits for being a huge douchebag.

Peter refused to introduce her to his friends so she boyfrienced him.

See boyfriend, mince, chop, kill, slice

Umble

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Shazbutt

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Gomersexual

1. A person who becomes arroused by their own image. I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual. 2. an i..

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