Boyfriend Bench

What is Boyfriend Bench?

The bench designated for boyfriends to sit on, usually outside a fitting room, while their girlfriends shop and try-on clothes.

Mark: Dude, I hate shopping with my girlfriend.

Ron: Let me guess...she makes you go store to store and hang out on the boyfriend bench.

See boyfriend, bench, girlfriend, fitting, room

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