What is Boyfriend Bench?
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The bench designated for boyfriends to sit on, usually outside a fitting room, while their girlfriends shop and try-on clothes.
Mark: Dude, I hate shopping with my girlfriend.
Ron: Let me guess...she makes you go store to store and hang out on the boyfriend bench.
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Random Words:
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To tuck ones junk back between the legs then turn around and bend over. A variation on "mooning" and "Hanging Trout"..