What is Boyfriend Couch?
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The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.
"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"
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When a guy is crushin a chic with pigtails from behind without protection, and exclaims oh ya, I'm HIV positive, and then proceeds ..