What is Boyfriend Couch?
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The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.
"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"
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The fear of making long complex words out of perfectly good short ones
"Be careful using long words around her, she has complexifi..
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It means to indulge in alcohol or sex gluttonously, depending on the direction of the conversation.
I am going to tear it up this weeke..
