Boyfriendlessness Edit Meaning

1. When your girlfriend queefs so ofter and so loud during sex you almost wake the neighbors, her kids, or anyone else in the near vicinity..

1. Somebody who becomes perverted due to their extreme love for themselves. John is so infatuated with himself, he's a total autoperv..

1. getting your ass beat by a bunch of emo kids...sometimes with lightsabers. "So I look across the parking lot and see a white Volks..