Boyle's Law

What is Boyle's Law?

1.

A law inherent in nature that states that everything that goes wrong in life is all Boyle's fault. It is mathematically represented by the formula Fault = Boyle(pi)^2 / DM, where DM equals the coefficient of Doug Mirabelli, experimentally found by the scientist and religious guru Bhanu Lama to have a value of 5.47 x 10^-3.

Man, I totally flunked that test yesterday. If Boyle hadn't fucked it up, I would've passed. Citing Boyle's Law, I know that it's all Boyle's fault.

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2.

Any amount of liquor or beer consumed is equally proportionate to the amount of liquor or beer that will be urinated onto someone's couch.

According to Boyle's Law, Joe drank four beers and pissed four beers worth of urine onto my couch last night.

See liquor, beer, urine, boyle
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