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The act of taking a shit, and not having to wipe due to the turd not leaving a mess on the outside of your asshole.
Dude, good thing my..
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Fear of Direct Deposit.
"Joe, you're directaphobia is causing you to waste valuable time by waiting in long lines at the bank..
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running under someone as you push them on the swing
I kicked Kerry in the head as he under-ducked me hard.
See f'donk..