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A shankaddy is a superior form of father. Inheritted from the wookey mountain tribe in the far east who rose thier children to be the gr..
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A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock ins..
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The act of keeping a woman in line by slapping her as if you had Bob Dole's paralyzed right arm.
You: "Woman make me a pie&qu..