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Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.
Guy 1: You never listen to me ..
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To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.
I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.
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When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.
Yea I got a great lap dance from those..