What is B.p.k.?
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Anacronym for Badly Packed Kebab. Sloppy female genetalia often seen in low quality top shelf mags, older women and fat girls. See
The outer labia are the Pitta Bread, struggling to contain the inner labia, which resemble doner meat falling out the top.
As with Doner Kebabs, BPK's are generally only eaten when very, very drunk.
Q: So you hungover beeatch, u pulled that fat slag last night, did she have a tight poont?
A: Nah man, she had a B.P.K. mate... I still ate it tho.
