B.p.s.

What is B.p.s.?


1.

B.P.S. Stands for Blind Parent syndrome. Love is blind right? Especially motherly (or fatherly) love.

Parents with B.P.S. may display some of the following symptoms-

*Think their child is sooo much better than they actually are.

*Don't understand why their child doens't place 1st

*Can't understand why anyone would ever not like their child

*Are confused when teachers, adults or even peers of their children have compaints about their child's behavior

(also seeB.D.P.S.)

Petunia and Vernon Dursley have terrible B.P.S. when it comes to Dudley, their son. (From Harry Potter series)

2.

bad pubic shave

when your shavin your pubes and get a little cut that goes a long way.

coach: Everyone... 20 laps.

b.p.s. victim: HOLY FUCK NO!


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