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What one will become if one skydives without benefit of a parachute.
Pull the ripcord or you'll be a meatwaffle.
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A waffle wit..
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Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.
Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute ..