Braces

What is Braces?


1.

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.

See Jordan

2.

Legal form of child torture.

Dentists think they're being nice by letting kids choose different colors.

They can suck it.

3.

an excuse for girls to get out of giving blowjobs.

OUCH! It's tearing the skin!

4.

It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.

"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"

5.

Metal brackets worn in your mouth to fix crooked teeth. Not fun to wear but once they come off you will be greatful you ever got them.

I wore braces for 2 years, but it was worth it cause I got straight teeth!

6.

black and decker pecker wreckers...

She cant give him head... shes got braces.

See Emily

7.

Thin suspenders worn by Skinheads and punks alike. Also can simply mean suspenders.

You can tell that guy's a freshcut, his braces are thickey than his skull!


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