Bracknell Edit Meaning

1.

Bracknell is a wasted town full of chavs and scummersit's even worse than southampton. Most of the parents are single, under the age of 13 and have several children from various enthnic backgrounds. You are considered to be at the height of fashion if you have managed to steal (or get the welfare to pay for) the latest hoody top and the most disgusting bling jewellery. Most of the shops in Bracknell are 'sports shops' they are not interested in selling items that might aid fitness, instead they sell tracksuit bottoms, white trainers and baseball caps, the chav uniform. In the evening Bracknell is a war zone, worse than Iraq, you are guaranteed to be involved in/witness a fight in any pub you visit in Bracknell

Bracknell Boy to Bracknell Girl: Do you fancy a shag

Bracknell Girl: But we are in a sports shop

Bracknell Boy: OK lets shag in the changing rooms while we try and steal these tracky bottoms

Bracknell Girl: OK but Winston, Sanjeev and Nathan (her children) will have to come with us

Bracknell Boy: Oh shit just give me a blow job then

Bracknell Girl: Yeah OK, whats your name!

See bracknel, sports, argos, Yuk Yuk

2.

The cpappiest town in the world.The shopping is crap.The houses are crap.The people are crap. The residents are either:

A, Up-tight snobs who like to think they live in Ascot.They ignore half of the town's population,send their kiddies to Brownies,are "Christians" even though they're shit heads and are having affairs with their wife/husbands best friends.They look down on everyone else. Their kids will pick on you and call you a satanist for listening to P!ATD. Who's that at the door?...Oh,it's Miss Irony.

B,Chavs who act ghetto and buy gansta rap. They enjoy hanging around local shops,blasting their shitty music all day and driving around like Tim Westwood. Their offspring will beat you up for looking at them the wrong way.(IE:In disgust)

C,Old people who moan about how nice Bracknell used to be. More commonly known as Coffin Dodgers.

D,Me.

Warning: Bracknell is bad for your health,you'll either be stabbed,raped or just die of intense boredom.

There's no music scene,everyone shops at Top-shop and goes to local footbal matches between the famous teams of Wokingham and Cranleigh. Gasp!

The best thing about Bracknell is the train station.

See london, christians, chavs