What is Braden?
1.
the perfect boyfriend. one that will tell you sweet things, kiss you in the rain, play with you in the snow. one that knows your beautiful and isn't afraid to tell you. the kind of boy any girl would want.
girl 1: i just got a braden for christmas!
girl 2: i hate you thats what i wanted!
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2.
horny goose during mating season
The braden said "HONK HONK Amber DO ME NOW i want in yo panties"
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3.
Usually a tall person, brown hair, long eye lashes, and loves sitting next to stoners in class.
Wow, braden is a giant.
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4.
it means a type of person who i a huge asshole/dick and likes to do things just to piss people off and uphold his status as king dick or head asshole
"FUCK! why did you just tell me to fuck off? YOU BRADEN!
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