What is Bradleyism?
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(noun) witty sayings by uninvited and frequent junior office intruder, who answers to Brad, Bradley or Sir Bradley. (note: the occurrence of a bradleyism in no way detracts from the instrusiveness of the unwanted visit.)
Bradleyism #1: "Too bad Atkins doesn't get rid of pure evil."
Bradleyism #2: "Rub my bum."
Bradleyism #3: "Why would you want 6 inches of metal when you already have 12 inches of wood."
Bradleyism #4: "I'm old fashioned. I prefer Roofies."
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