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Jacking off in the shower.
Ever since Lee got married to that prude cunt Tori, the only way he can bust a nut is by giving himself a so..
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While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty..
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The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.
Jack wasn't completely s..