Brain Bleach

What is Brain Bleach?


1.

What one might use to erase a particulary nasty image or memory.

Man, I just saw Olga in skin-tight canary-yellow stretch pants. I need to score me about five gallons of brain bleach!

See memory, brainwash, image, ugly, nasty

2.

Much like Eye Bleach, it is the only cure to when somehting so terribly awful stains your gray matter. Used when Eye Bleach, and steel wool are just not d*mned good enough.

-That's so terrible I need eye bleach!!

-Eye bleach?! I need BRAIN BLEACH!!

See awful, bad, bleach, terrible, painful, burned, brain, blech, bleech

3.

Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.

1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.

2: Have some Brain Bleach!

See brain bleach, brain, bleach, do not want, bleech

4.

What one might need in order to erase a particularly nasty memory or image.

Dang, there's just not enough brain bleach to get the image of Lucille in stretch pants out of my mind!

See memory, image, forget, remember, burned

5.

Ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, resulting in inability to remember events after ingestion. Experienced brain-bleachers will later try to piece the night's events together by looking at sent texts, talking to friends, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, remember when you started a fight club last night across from the cop shop? That was awesome!

Guy 2: I wish I did, but i blacked out. Everclear is brain bleach for me.

See blackout, drunk, alcoholism, regret, everclear, jewannabe

6.

A fictional 'bleach' is used to erase unwanted memories, usually of something traumatizing that was seen or heard.

Similar to 'Eye Bleach', but instead it clears memories instead of just vision.

Guy 1: Oh my god, I just saw a land whalein pink stretch pants!

Guy 2: Here, take my gallon of brain bleach, you're gonna need it!

See bleach, eye bleach, unwanted, memory


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