Brain Shart

What is Brain Shart?

1.

Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.

Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.

Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.

See brain fart, shart, fart, imus, webber

2.

Similar to a brain fart, only something nonsensical comes out of your mouth during the thought process (aka a brain fart where a little comes out).

Guy 1(in deep thought): Yeep.

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: Huh? Oh, sorry... I had a brain shart.

See brain fart, gibberish, shart, nonsense, brain
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