What is Brained?
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Verb. To be hit really hard in the head.
I got seriously brained against a brick wall and I still can't see straight.
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VERB: To have someone else's hairy balls shoved in your face unexpectedly. When they are shoved in your face, the balls and tightly gripped to resemble the look of a human brain. Penis should be hidden in the process so that the balls are the only thing that are shown.
Guy 1: "Dude, i just got brained in the face like no other. Guess what I did"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I licked 'em!"
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Random Words:
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To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"
*slap* "Moist Johnson!"..
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Adj. To be naive in such a way that one posts too much personal information and/or too many personal pictures over the Internet, esp. on..
