Brainfart

What is Brainfart?


1.

A spontaneous stupid (Stupid the noun, not stupid the adjective) usually accompanied by loss of train of thought and saying something fantastically stupid without realising it.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Hold secondary fire and the screen will change"

"What the hell?

"?? Oh, uhh... brainfart"

2.

Adj. Used to describe a temporary loss of short-term memory.

I was about to answer her when I suddenly had a brainfart.

3.

A gap, interruption, or uncontrolled shift in a chain of thought resulting in a lull, pause, and/or blank stare during oral communication and sometimes involving the loss of short term memory.

Everyone at the meeting waited for Jim's response as he finally snapped out of his odd gaze into an unseen abyss. "Sorry", he said, "I just had a brainfart, what were we talking about?".

See mindfart, zoned, spaced, daydream, ozone

4.

n. A massive, horrible release of stupid that is often offensive to the senses and may create a social faux pa in some settings. Brainfarts often result in an intense feeling of embarrassment and shame compounded by an inability to explain what the hell just happened.

I was supposed to call Roy Blount, Jr. for an interview at 10 a.m. PST, but I had a brainfart, forgot how to tell time, and managed to call him at 6:00 a.m. PST. I feel like an idiot.

See brain, fart, brainfart, idiot, brainfuck

5.

1. When someone knows how to do something right but at that instant he does it wrong even though he is pro at it.

2. When someone is thinking of saying/doing one thing but does the other.

*You are driving on the freeway and you knew you shouldve takin the 110N exit but you took the 110S for some reason*

Your friend: Dude I thought you knew you had to take the 110N

YOU: Ya I did, just had a freakin brainfart.

See brainfart, messed up, brain fart, retard, off, mixed up

6.

Commingly meaning to think of something after the fact for example after a fight or in class with an answer and forgetting

Person 1: oh crap i coulda called him a dickhead

Person 2: wow what a brainfart

See brain, fart, brainfart, funny, remember

7.

A spontanious thought or creative idea.

We were discussing the campaign when i suddenly had a brainfart.


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