What is Brainjury?
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Pronunciation: brain-jury
Brain injury; Head-pounding, stomach churning hangover during which the only option one has is to lay in bed miserable for the better portion of a day. Usually occurs after a heavy night of drinking with a late night visit to Taco Bell or Wendy's. Person suffering from a brainjury often wakes up over the legal limit.
What happened last night? All I know is I woke up in nothing but a pair of argyle socks, a bag of chalupas in the fridge, and so much brainjury I couldn't move.
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