Brain-lag

What is Brain-lag?


1.

The sleep-deprived, often disorienting way a person feels after working on so many impending deadlines their life has become a blur, usually made possible by the regular consumption of several litres of caffeinated beverage in short amounts of time.

Huh? Oh, I get it now. Sorry: brain-lag!

Employer: "Have you been here all night? You look like shit!"

Employee: "Yeah, a bad case of brain-lag..."

{employer leaves cubicle}

Employee: "...bastard."

See brain-cramp, blank look, mental-plaque, clueless, over it, stress, sleep deprived, caffeine, liquid sleep, overworked, tired, tired as shit, buggered, knackered, shagged, slow


15

Random Words:

1. inter demensional beacon made of flax and trans-fatty acids. the trans-flaxon went off too late so i was late for school..
1. The eccentric and angry foreign man who owns a soup restaurant in the famous television show "Seinfeld" The Soup Nazi: "..
1. Double Cunted Cow Pissing On Flat Rock I need to pee like a DCCPOFR. See piss, urinate, take a leak, drain the main vein, golden showe..