Brain-lag

What is Brain-lag?


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The sleep-deprived, often disorienting way a person feels after working on so many impending deadlines their life has become a blur, usually made possible by the regular consumption of several litres of caffeinated beverage in short amounts of time.

Huh? Oh, I get it now. Sorry: brain-lag!

Employer: "Have you been here all night? You look like shit!"

Employee: "Yeah, a bad case of brain-lag..."

{employer leaves cubicle}

Employee: "...bastard."

See brain-cramp, blank look, mental-plaque, clueless, over it, stress, sleep deprived, caffeine, liquid sleep, overworked, tired, tired as shit, buggered, knackered, shagged, slow


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