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nuggets of feces that range from large to small in size, usually found stuck in the hairs of shaggy dogs' asses.
Wow, that dog has..
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A car that looks like something your grandmother drove, assuming similar tastes among all grandmothers. Sedan with a front hood so long ..
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To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.
Hey Christ, this is me phon..