What is Brandchester United?
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Name of slack-jawed, knuckle-scraping pub team from Manchester, England.
Famously supported by no-one in the Manchester area. Infamously managed by sour-faced, Scottish alcoholic.
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I never thought Brandchester United would lose Ronaldo to Real.
I'm glad Brandchester United didn't moan on and on and on like they usually do.
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