Branden

What is Branden?


1.

a guy who is fucking awesome. who says whaaaaaaa like a pimp. is pefect in every way,hair and all. respective to the ladies. doesnt like younger women. drinks beer like a champ/ mans man. likes to get into iegall activity. aggressive only wen intoxicated. makes you smile.

i want a guy like branden ?

See sexy bitch, gentlemen, awesome, noob, god

2.

A really fat, sandpaper-skinned, smiling idiot that has a bigger fro than most black people even though he's white, and is mentally lacking to fit in with public schools.

Hey Branden, how's that jew-fro?

See branden, brandon, weirdo, lol, wat

3.

verb.

the act of rubbing against a pole.

Male. maybe.

Loves giving away sweaters.

Branden is fun.

Oh burn.

See stripper, hoe, slut, man whore, hoebag


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