What is Branden?
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a guy who is fucking awesome. who says whaaaaaaa like a pimp. is pefect in every way,hair and all. respective to the ladies. doesnt like younger women. drinks beer like a champ/ mans man. likes to get into iegall activity. aggressive only wen intoxicated. makes you smile.
i want a guy like branden ?
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2.
A really fat, sandpaper-skinned, smiling idiot that has a bigger fro than most black people even though he's white, and is mentally lacking to fit in with public schools.
Hey Branden, how's that jew-fro?
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3.
verb.
the act of rubbing against a pole.
Male. maybe.
Loves giving away sweaters.
Branden is fun.
Oh burn.
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A very sloppy form of buggery involving gratuitous amounts of male bodily fluids.
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