What is Brandied?
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When a dude is naked, bending over to pick up spilled frozen vegetables on the floor, exposing his balls and his chick comes up from behind him and does a kneeling uppercut to the sack; extreme pain usually follows immediately after.
"Oh man, did I tell you what happened last night?? I was trying to prepare a nice home cooked meal, and when I bent over to pick up some shit that I dropped, I got brandied from behind by my bitch!"
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