What is Brandma?
1.
A tired old brand that buys creative young upstarts to stay relevant.
The best example of a 'brandma' right now is Google. Not nearly as hip and cool as it used to be, with security and the bedside manner of the CIA and a veneer of vague banality.
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a dirteatin zombie; also known as brandma for sick ollying, mad dollas, mad dough flo, bro grabs, digs, killer tunes and joan of arc, and caveman jobs ad
: Hey bro, did you see brandma totally skatin up the kmart parking lot last night?
Yeah dude i totally caught the sick action he did!!! Totally cool ollie to frontside grind on that rail
11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bro
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