Brandon

What is Brandon?


1.

The most AMAZING person alive.

Brandon makes me feel special.

See brandon, sexy, boyfriend, retard, yum

2.

An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.

Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.

Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.

See boner, erection, stiffy, rodney, pedro

3.

a guy with a huge dick

Man that guys a Brandon

See brandon, dick, sex, awsome, big

4.

The most amazing boy i have ever held a conversation with.

He makes me smile.

"I should've smooched Brandon."

"Brandon resides far away in Delaware."

See brandon, bizzle, b, delaware, amazing

5.

A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!

Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!

See beast, nice, kind, cool, sexy, hot

6.

A godly man that carries himself with pride and dignity and loves only one woman. His sexual prowis is legendary and craved by women near and far but experienced by very few.

That guy is such a Brandon!!

See brandon, god, sex, men, women

7.

to love someone forever and can't love anyone else

man he is such a Brandon he's been with her since 7th grade.

See bran, brandon, love, cant, stop


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