What is Brandon Johnson?
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a black southern man that typically associates with caucasians. athletic, funny, and smeels of vanilla. usually known to make loud popping noises. he's a huge lady's man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.
"hey is brandon johnson goin to be there tonight?
idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.
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