Brandon Moore

What is Brandon Moore?

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A self gratification technique which involves a leather belt, an ice cube, and a small poodle or baby. Tying one end of the belt around the poodle(or baby)'s neck and the other around your erect penis (leave a little loose for proper friction). By gyrating the hips in a clockwise motion, the 'performer' of the act is able to spin the weighted belt like a propeller on the penis...The poodle/baby will wail and moan thus mimicking a very sadistic horny woman....after ejaculation, apply ice to the crotch region.

"Hey man, why you walkin so funny?"

"I got drunk while watching my baby brother, and decided to do a Brandon Moore."

See brandon, moore, douche, assclown
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