Brandonplant

What is Brandonplant?


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A really bad freshman roommate who uses the floor as a chair and his bed as a desk..? This person rarely showers and has the most annoying voice ever! Favorite word is "ok" and somehow manages to get a girlfriend by stalking her. Has a collection of condoms yet not one of them has ever been used. The first time he ever got a handjob he forgot to warn her and she said she would NEVER do it again! Sorry kid, looks like your a virginfor life!

Dude, that BrandonPlant is one smelly stalker!!

See gay, weird, stalker, douchbag


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