What is Brandon's Disease?
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This is a condition when a person becomes allergic to sleeves or shirts. The allergic reaction is to remove the offensive piece of clothing or to not wear this offensive clothing ever. With the advent of 24 hour fitness this disease is becoming more and more common. The term was named after a contestant in a Pomona area date auction gone horribly awry. Symptoms include but not limited to a serious addiction to Kit Kat bars and cranberry juice, owning an odd number of sleeves, and owning more wife beaters than actual “top” shirts such as t-shirts or button ups.
Brandon's disease can be found in Matthew Mcconaughey, Larry the Cable Guy, Nelly
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