Branson Edit Meaning

1.

A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.

Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.

See ozarks, country, hillbilly, hick, has-been

2.

To receive a gay sex act of oral or hand releif from a recently married man.

"look at him he's itching for a branson"

See mince, gay, bj, shuffle, tug, gmagic

3.

bran'sun / bran'sund

Getting a BJ or hand relief off a recently married man.

1) "I got a Branson off the next door neighbour last night while his wife was indoors taking a bath....."

2) "My boss in accounts nealt down and Bransoned me while i was standing at the photocopier yesterday"

See gay, camp, bender, saucy, gobler, gmagic

4.

A virgin derived from the owner of 'Virgin' - Richard Branson

Person A: "Mate i horsed da life clean outta her"

Person B: "No ya didn't ya Branson"

See virgin, branson, sex, richard, dick