What is Branson?
1.
A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.
Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.
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2.
To receive a gay sex act of oral or hand releif from a recently married man.
"look at him he's itching for a branson"
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3.
bran'sun / bran'sund
Getting a BJ or hand relief off a recently married man.
1) "I got a Branson off the next door neighbour last night while his wife was indoors taking a bath....."
2) "My boss in accounts nealt down and Bransoned me while i was standing at the photocopier yesterday"
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4.
A virgin derived from the owner of 'Virgin' - Richard Branson
Person A: "Mate i horsed da life clean outta her"
Person B: "No ya didn't ya Branson"
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