What is Brantley?
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1)Man who thinks he is a pimp and sticks basketballs up his ass.
2)Carrier of aids, who brings joy to little unbelieving kids.
3)The crusty fungus, between a sixty year old's toes, on toast.
4)German Meerkat porn filmed on top of a large dress-wearing albino eskimo.
5)Cheesy vagina.
6)Another name for performing a Heather(see Heather)
7)Local priest
8)Vivid supporter of Michael Jackson.
9)The term given to taking off your underwear and deep frying them, then serving to a customer in a bowl with a plastic spoon.
10) Nigger loving jew.
11)Russian for "my back hurts and I need to take a shit"
12)Running an olympic marathon after taking twenty four laxative pills(Result: shitting yourself while running)
13)The opposite of a Porsche.
14)Winner of the first BH pimp olympics.
15)Abo for "A bloody dingo stole me baby mate, fair dinkum!"
16)Trying to shit inwardly, not outwardly. More commonly known as "The Shit Suck" a famous Aboriginal delicacy.
Bob: Hey man, did you see that bitch's Brantley?
Fred: Yeah it was fucking cheesy.
Bob: It made me want a pizza!
Fred: Boo boo kitty fuck.
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Fuuschiza(German)
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Brantley: Yo bitch get back on ya corner "heeeaaaaah" (Sound of basketball(s) entering anus.
Brantley: Man that hurt, hey bitch get over here and suck that basketball outta my ass.
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Mrs. Fatweather: Hey man I got fired for performing a Brantley.
Mukacueda(albino eskimo speaking in a canadian accent): Is that when you deep fry your underwear, eh?
Mrs. Fatweather: Yes.
Mukacueda: eh.
Mrs. Fatweather: I'M HUNGRY, GET IN MAH BELLY
Mukacueda: eh? (scared)
*Mukacueda gets eaten*
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Priest Brantley is a nigger.
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Brantley H was the winner of the first BH pimp olympics, in the event entitled "Moose-Lovin'"
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"The Shit Suck" is difficult to perform for the abo's as it requires swiftness in sucking the shit before it re-enters the anus, otherwise it is known as a homosexual act, in which you are a performing a rimjob.
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