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an elderly ladies crotch that is so old and unkept that it is probably festered with roaches.
On her 90th birthday she realized that sh..
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my goodness (b'=my)
B'goodness captain! -Astronaut's last words before a meteor completely demolished his spaceship...
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Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.
Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)
Step 3 jerk..
