What is Brattleboro?
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A beautiful little town located in Southern Vermont and consisting mainly of hippys, homosexuals, gangsters, rednecks, and too many young preppy girls.
Hippy : "I've lived in Brattleboro all of my 62 acid-tripping years!"
Homosexual : "Well I'm going to Brattleboro because I saw them on the news and my free-spirited self wants to go somewhere where I can express myself freely."
Redneck : "FAG!"
Gangster : "Shut up Carhartt-wearing asshole. And the fag too."
Young
preppy girls : "Bad words!!!!"
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