Brattleboro

What is Brattleboro?

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A beautiful little town located in Southern Vermont and consisting mainly of hippys, homosexuals, gangsters, rednecks, and too many young preppy girls.

Hippy: "I've lived in Brattleboro all of my 62 acid-tripping years!"

Homosexual: "Well I'm going to Brattleboro because I saw them on the news and my free-spirited self wants to go somewhere where I can express myself freely."

Redneck: "FAG!"

Gangster: "Shut up Carhartt-wearing asshole. And the fag too."

Young preppy girls: "Bad words!!!!"

See 802, vermont
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