What is Brazelton?
1.
A mole the size of a planet on your face.
WOW! He has a brazelton!
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2.
1. When running late for work as usual, running across the street, tripping on the curb and landing with your face in doggy-doo.
2. When chasing a woman running away from you on the beach, tripping and landing with your face in doggy-doo.
I totally brazeltoned when I was at the beach trying to hit on this girl...
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Random Words:
1.
To engage in the intimate act of sexual intercourse with a loved one(preferably not a relation).
Shit son, I danced the funky fandango ..
1.
An alternate reference to the penis
Give me your lady pleaser
See cock, sword, man tool..
1.
A slang term for someone who can be correctly classified as a douche.
John acted like a real Massengill last night.
Even Gretchen thou..
