Bre Dodge

What is Bre Dodge?


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(Insert x-girlfriends name here) Dodge is when you see any of your x-girlfriends in a public place and narrowly escape a very painful and awkward conversation. Most applicable when the previous breakup was not so good.

Sam: Holy Crap man! I just did the most extreme (Bre) DODGE!

Trent:Where? I know she works at Fred Meyer..

Sam: yeah, I was in line for Starbucks and she was standing right next to me with a clipboard, so scary!

Trent: What did you do?

Sam: I spun around so she would not see me then assertively walked across the store and went for Starbucks elsewhere

See x-girlfriend, dodge, spin, starbucks, close call


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