Breachfinger

What is Breachfinger?

A poop stained finger, usually the index, gotten accidentally when toilet paper tears while wiping.

When the last scrap of toilet paper tore during my wiping, I received a seriously smelly case of breachfinger.

See breach, toilet paper, poop, shit, stink

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